Men vs. Women

This year
All years
SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT: A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a
one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't

HAPPINESS: To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS: A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS: Men marry because they are tired. Women marry
because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a

MEMORIES: A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who
wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: There are two times when a man doesn't
understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS: Only two things are necessary to keep one's
wife happy... - One is to let her think she is having her own way.-
The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY: Married men live longer than single men, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES: Any married man should forget his mistakes -- no use two
people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE: A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.