Questions for Men

This year
All years
Men commonly choose C in the following quiz.

1. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the
fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before
they finally got to the Promised Land?

A. He was being tested.
B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when
they finally got there.
C. He refused to ask for directions.

2. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you
are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic
friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated
device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of
clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating
oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.

3. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you
miss the most?
A. Innocence.
B. Idealism.
C. Cherry bombs.

4. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to
get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "There are three of them?"