Great Truths from Children

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When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.

Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

You can't start over just because you're losing the game.

All libraries smell the same.

If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.