What I Want in a Man


This year
All years
What I want in a man, Original List.(at age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

What I want in a man, Revised List.(at age 32)

1. Nice Looking- preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I want in a man, Revised List.(at age 42)

1. Not too ugly, bald head ok
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady- splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids
6. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
7. Shaves on most weekends

What I want in a man, Revised List.(at age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
5. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
6. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
7. Appreciates a good TV dinner
8. Remembers your name on occasion

What I want in a man, Revised List.(at age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (Loudly when asleep)
5. Doesn't forget why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Remembers where he left his teeth
9. Likes soft foods

What I want in a man, Revised List.(at age 72)

1. Breathing