Hidden Meanings

This year
All years
Everyone has a photographic memory. Not everyone has film.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it, Done it, Can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dumb, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June flower.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be
misquoted and used against you.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

All generalizations are false.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart...

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you

Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

I get enough exercise pushing my luck

Sometimes I wake up grumpy-- other times I just let him sleep

Sorry, I don't date outside my species

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

I took an IQ test and it came back negative.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check.

I don't suffer from insanity-- I enjoy every moment of it.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.